If you’ve ever listened to dancehall music from Jamaica, you probably had no idea what the lyrics were – unless, of course, you happen to be from Jamaica or one of its Caribbean neighbors.

Thanks to Youtube, you can actually hear – and practice, if you’re so inclined – some Jamaican patois.  Dr. Seuss’ ABCs get read Jamaican style – the audio/video combo is a real help as your brain processes that yes, the book says little, but the narrator said likkle.

Kids will probably get a kick out of hearing Dr. Seuss read with some tropical flavor,and you’ll surely pick up some understanding of how words get translated into Jamaican English.  Still, don’t make an ass out of yourself trying to speak this to any Jamaican,  and for God’s sake stay away from saying “mon,” which is the same as screaming “dumb tourist“.  They understand American English just fine.  Now, maybe you’ll understand them a little better the next time you hit Montego Bay.

Ocean view balcony at La Samanna

It seems almost insane to contemplate a getaway like this, given our current economy, but we guarantee there’s someone out there for whom this package is completely within the realm of possibility.  (Perhaps some of the higher-ups at AIG?)

Endless Escape – A Month at La Samanna

Yes, we did the double-take too, and yes, they really mean a month – 31 days to practically move yourself in to a luxurious beachfront 2-bedroom and bask in the accompanying service.  Think of it as your best sublet ever, with the following goodies either included or added on: (more…)

In keeping with the growing trend of luxury family travel, many spas at resorts worldwide have incorporated age-appropriate spa treatments for younger guests. With treatments ranging from sparkly mani-pedis to gentle facials, these spas are making smart moves: not only does the expanded menu allow for family bonding time (usually mother-daughter, but men and boys can go too), but parents no longer have to find ways to occupy the kids while enjoying an hour or so of pampering. After the jump, three spas that have added services for children to their menus. (more…)